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For reasons of economy,
the NHS is considering using road signs for hospitals...
Parking
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Car park
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Small car park
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Very small car park
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Parking entirely at your own risk
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If you park here we will let your tyres down
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Outpatients
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You won’t have to wait 24 hours in A & E
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Breast clinic
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Gallstones clinic
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Keyhole surgery
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Colour blindness clinic
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Paediatrics
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Fracture clinic
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Antenatal clinic
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Postnatal clinic
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The clinic doctor today is a right cow
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Impotence clinic
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Viagra side-effects clinic
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Obesity clinic
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Follow up clinic
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Facilities
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Gents toilets
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Ladies toilets
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Toilets for those who are not too certain of themselves
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Other departments
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Department of medical illustration
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X-ray Department
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Human resources
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Chief Executive’s office
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10% discount on prescriptions today
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and finally…
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Mortuary
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